Thursday, November 22, 2007

Thanksgivin'

Thanksgiving '07 was a success. I started off the day with a hike on the Razor's Edge in Avila with some good friends. Since hiking burns about 475 calories per hour I figure its only right to add another 500 calories to the 5000-6000 calories that the average American consumes on Thanksgiving day.

If you do the math and assume that I strive to be average, I should have eaten 28.3 slices of pumpkin pie today. AWESOME!!! This is great news because it turns out Alison makes phenomenal pumpkin pie. Her pie building talent is another little bonus that I knew nothing about before we tied the knot. We have another whole pie in the fridge with "breakfast" written all over it. Don't worry, I've already worked this out... I'll burn it off by trap shooting with my father-in-law ( 1 pumpkin pie = 12.2 hours of "killin' clay" )

Enough about pie, lets move on to turkey. My mom barbecued ours. This may sound a bit unorthodox but dang that bird came out great. Shout out to Alison for taking me to school with some turkey carving classes. Everything else was delicious too, especially the company of my family. In addition to Alison and I, we had Mom Bartsch, Dad Bartsch, Lin-Z-Woo Bartsch, G-Ma-V, Shawnna, Doyle, Alyssa, Brendyn, Jordan and Zoe in the house.

The kids were really fun today. Sometimes its nice to have kids around as an excuse to do crazy stuff like launch rotten apples at each other. I had forgotten how fun water balloon launchers are. Zoe dog had the best catch of the day... she caught an apple in her mouth at somewhere between 60 and 100 miles per hour... all I know is that when I tried to catch one with my hand it stung really bad... but Zoe just took that flying rotten apple to her face and never stopped wagging her tail. After we dislodged it from her teeth she happily ran back for more. You gotta love dogs, and especially giant, invincible Zoe dogs! I also had a good time taking Brendyn and Jordan on a quick adventure to the creek that runs behind my parent's house. I caught thousands of tadpoles in that creek back in the day, and even had plans to sell frogs to the pet shop :)

We're looking forward to spending time with the Payne family tomorrow; SHOTGUNS and SHOPPING, now that's American!

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